Pizz-etiquette

If you happen to have a Godfather's Pizza anywhere near you and you haven't eaten there, I feel so damn sorry for you. Their pizza is delicious and their lunch prices are amazing. Today, Michael and I felt like some awesomeness and went in for lunch.



It wasnt busy at all. An hour before usual lunch rush. There was a larger family with 5 children running freely, almost knocking people down and as usual, the parents dont give a crap. There was only one other family there. This one...



Little did we know that they were selfish pizza vultures. As soon as we paid, I got some potatoes to nibble on until they made my white sauce chicken pizza, but Michael went for some pepperoni pizza. Then this dude:



went up to the pizza, which was fresh out of the oven, no more than a minute ago, put his plate next to the pizza and took a whole half of the fresh goodness. Pretty rude, right? It gets douche-ier. He folds that piece up to make room for the other half! Thats right. He took the whole damn pizza. He wasnt getting it for his family to eat, we saw him eat the whole thing himself. DAMN! He wasnt the only rude one of the family, oh no. The second the kitchen doors opened with a new pizza, they entire god damn family would get up and hoard around it and take most of the food laid out.

Anyway, I walked up to the counter and asked politely if they could make another pepperoni, also mentioning the people who took the first one. The girl at the counter said that she saw that and another was already cooking. After a few minutes, we heard "Pepperoni!" from the kitchen. I grabbed my plate, knowing I can run faster than Michael and grabbed three slices just as the pizza hog went for the handle. HE WANTED MORE! Michael pointed out that if that is how he eats normally, paying the $6.99 for the buffet lunch is cheap compared to what they must spend on just house groceries. Luckily, only the one girl in the group liked chicken pizza and she wasnt a hog like the guys.



Oh, and the (what I am assuming is) the dad drank so much soda. In the 30 minutes we were there, he got up maybe 8 or 9 times to ask for a refill. This family just consumes and consumes. I feel so bad for the person who has to pay for all the food.

So, if you are reading this: please dont be a pizza douche. Leave some for the other people in the entire damned restaurant. Thank you.

P.S. I use the word douche a lot. I will try to use different words to describe the nimrods and assholes this world has thrown at me.