Thrift Store-ies #7

I know, I know, its been a while. I have been quite busy and to tell you the truth, I still am. But, I figured I could do one of these here in this late hour.

This is a good one. Behold!



Reed Rocket Nutcracker©! The hell? Do you really like nuts this much that you need the rocket edition? Yes, feel free to make a naughty joke. They run very freely with a product like this one. Take a look at this:



"Unique design cracks soft shell nuts faster, better and easier than before." I guess it works ok on most nuts, but not others. Believe it or not, someone tested this thing. Click here if you want to read it. It is just such a funny thing to read out of the corner of your eye. Plus, with the title mixed with how it looks...



I'd cringe if I was a guy at first glance. Wouldnt you?